MEV me once, shame on you.
MEV me twice, shame on me.
MEV me thrice, fuk yuh I hodl.
The one and only cocksucker token that can make you poor as fuck.
WE GONNA SLAY DAWG
Endowed by its creator, Elan Mosk, with tech superpowers and weird price action.
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@andrew_T8
Listen up, you broke-ass mortals. Tezla is the top G of memecoins, and if you missed out on $TSLA, don’t screw this up. I dropped a couple of Bugattis' worth into $TEZLA, and now I’m swimming in more cash than ever. If you’re not stacking this coin, you’re basically signing up to be poor. Get rich, or cry in your Lada, losers!
@sam_ftsex
So, I was just casually sitting on a pile of other people's money when I stumbled upon $TEZLA. I dumped some spare change into it—like, you know, a casual hundred mil—and now I’m riding the rocket to the moon faster than I can say ‘liquidity crisis.’ You don't need to be a genius to see that $TEZLA is the next big thing. But let's be real, I am a genius.
@realDaDong
同志们 (Comrades), the revolution is here, and it’s called Tezla. This coin is the People's Currency, destined to lead us to a new age of wealth and power. I have decreed it: Tezla will rise like the red sun over China, and those who doubt will be left behind in the dust of history. Seize the means of production—and by that, I mean buy $TEZLA!
FAQ
Is this legal?
Is this gluten free?
Can I really make money on this?
Ok ok, what's the catch?
Who is Elan Mosk?
What is FuBu Labs?
Wen Raydium?
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